David Edgar

Burnley v Man City as the opening game isn't the most inspiring contest.

I think the shirt I've recieved could easily be spotted as a fake, sadly. I'll post pictures tomorrow.

My snide from that soccer website has arrived. It's pretty shoddy. Especially the stitching around the neck. Plus the right sleeve is noticeably misaligned.

Aye, he wants the ball in the net first and foremost. He'll most likely put it on a plate for someone in a better position if needs be. Like he did for England in that friendly.

Fun.

Flying for the exits.

Who is this clown striker?

Never a corner. Ref has lost it.

We're gonna see Liverpool getting +30 at some point when they're behind.

13

Uh oh

Tony Mowbray: Gone Fishing.

Seagulls galore though.

No litter wafting about. I guess that's something.

Such a clear penalty. Fuck this ref.

The assist is quality.

Bang.

per goal

Get in.

Massive upgrade.

Dummett would've been a dream defender in the 70s/80s/90s. Would just slide his opponents until there was nowt left to slide.

Where is Coloccini when you need some random strangling in a friendly?

Bruno has their midfield on strings.