David Edgar

Quality by Osula. That was going in.

Miley with a Longstaff level cameo. Fucking donkey football.

Howe can't let Barnes shit himself for the rest of the game.

Sloppy timid slop this last twenty.

Poor this. Howe not trusting his bench when many on the pitch are offering nothing in the final third.

Elanga is a bit of a clogger when he's striking a ball. Get Murph on. He can kick a ball.

Bruno has been shite.

Just searched through my family group chat for mentions of Isak and it is just month after month of us all slating him for poor performances. So no, we aren't missing him today. We've been missing him for months.

Is Elanga gonna shoot like that effort all the time? Don't fancy another Gordon level finisher.

Fucking ref. Thick as pig shit. Joelinton snapped from behind is not a yellow.

US coverage focusing on us being shambolic and unable to attract players. They're worried!

Happy Ben Brereton Díaz day everyone.

Richard Keys taking a break from fucking his daughter's best mate to talk shit about football.

Does a bloated Alex Fergus run onto camera and declare the losing team as the best he's ever seen again?

There's a brand to protect.

We're gonna maul them.

Liverpool have spunked hundreds of millions and gone backwards. Good start to the season.

Now reduced to 2.

8 minutes or 9 minutes added?

Can Isak play CB?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM MOIST.

Liverpool need to open doors.

CHECK COMPLETE MOVE ALONG