David Edgar

Yamal is gonna exceed Messi/Ronaldo levels. He's like some sort of Messi/Thierry Henry hybrid.

Brutalist regime you say?

We should rush him back again.

Oh yeah, it'll be dodgy.

Have realised that the club aren't thick, so this won't actually be in consideration. This is gonna be the terrible choice they give for fans to invest their disgust into, which will make the preferred actual option appear the best. This fan involvement will be a front btw. They have made up their mind, but they need to do this process to onboard everyone as best they can.

If we get the leaked version or anything close to the leaked version

Got to wrap Dorgu up in cotton wool.

Opta also have Chelsea as more likely to qualify.

Honestly think they would do worse than Southampton if they got promoted. They have to spend millions in the summer to retain this squad, which is clearly not good enough. It'll be fun if they fluke a win against Sheffield.

A fitting goal. Off his back or neck?

They're gonna go through on pens. I can feel it.

Banshee in the crowd

This Bellingham is worse than the other.

He looked like Messi for England youth playing with Foden. He used to dance around defenders.

Is a door

Sunderland look shook.

Haji Wright needs subbing.

Coventry strikers are awful.

Ut il rectuminus

This seems to be Caicedo's approach to football. Overcommit to tackles in the hope opponents start pulling out. Yellow card armour on Sunday allowed him to do it all game.

And the shoddy stitching on the shift.

I genuinely expected much more from Chelsea today, having seen them play differently recently. I'm sure that it'll come out in the tactical videos that our 5 man defence nullified them or something like that, but even still, they opted to play their safe sideways passing game in large first half spells. It goes absolutely nowhere. And is has been proven week after week to go nowhere. They seemed too scared of turning over possession and wanted to control the ball. It just meant that they had zero threat for most of the first half. It made the game easy for us. I expect them to play much more directly than they did in the first half and Maresca just couldn't help himself. Second half was not fun. But we did our usual safety first, we are ahead, game management type thing. But that meant we needed 2 top quality Pope stops. I still think it isn't great that Howe doesn't trust the subs. Fair enough if he thinks they aren't good enough for the situation, but we need to hope that isn't the case next year. Either Osula steps up or we sign a few players Howe will trust in such situations.