David Edgar

Only a B+ performance from the fans so far. Need to get an Antoine Sibierski song out or they've fallen short.

LONGSTAFF WON A FREEKICK GOING DOWN KLAXON

Tino and Miley playing so conservatively. Lads, just fucking play.

OOOOOOH COLOCCINI

Nice tracking by Lewis Livramento Miley.

Big Michael Jackson fans.

"I want a Fulham goal." Lee not holding back.

Dubravka always shits himself when he has to leave his line. Bless.

Bruno is drunk.

"£5k says I don't make a single sub." Tonali, "you're on man "

Lovely move again. We have had the better of the passing moves despite barely having the ball.

***Laughs in Howe***

We could give Fulham Alan Pardew's contract worth of time and they still wouldn't score.

Fulham are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.

"WELL IT IS GOING TO BE GIVEN." You sound upset, Lee?

What a weirdo

DIXON

Oh I'm sorry, I mean "a rare attack." Fuck you Lee.

Nice move.

Fulham

Isak looks soooooo sharp.

Time to bin Murphy. He's rusty as hell.

Screaming for that

Miley never tackles with his full force. Hope he starts getting stuck in sooner rather than later.