David Edgar

Highlights.

This came out of the blue.

A man called Shankland is starting ahead of Kuol. Let that sink in.

No shit, Romano.

Yeah, fucking hideous stuff.

The man is a wizard, I swear.

£40m + £5m add-ons please.

I really didn't mind the celebration. He's gonna have a mixture of dejection and bitterness seeing how brilliantly things are going now at SJP and he had been jettisoned as not worthy. Did the hard graft in the Championship and earned another stab at a PL club. 100% if he signed for us again - he never will ofc - he'd be fucking loving it and busting a gut for us.

And fuse them together?

Would we want legs or torso for the .5?

Wonderful!

Wonderful.

Cack Jogback hasn't changed one bit.

I won't be upset if we miss out on this one. Genuinely concerned that his attacking output just isn't good enough. Or, at least, hasn't been good enough. Obviously could be improved with proper coaching (not PFM Lampard). And I can be proven wrong!

Ah man, I really like him

No

I really don't like this. He's really good off the ball and that's fine, but I don't see how we can carry his complete lack of attacking ability moving forwards. We can't stay with this system forever and Gordon is not going to progress us. He's just Almiron 2.0.

I don't mind Longstaff. I think his movement and defensive contribution is enough to warrant a place. But we cannot rely on him to score or create goals.

Wait, I hadn't seen that final angle. oh, it fucking hits him on the wrist

Ah man, that replay showing it clearly wasn't handball

I have no ill feeling towards him cos he's been integral and seems to have a top attitude. Got to be something going on that we aren't privy to. He's just not the same player.

I didn't know what to do in the time between Armstrong slapping the ball in our net and realising it would be disallowed. What do fans do when their team concedes?

The Isak assist is insane. Just everything he does is perfect. The constant scanning to spot Joelinton. The timing of the pass. How he threaded it through a small gap. Just made the goal all by himself. Unreal.

"Thanks for Neek Pope." Yes BRUNO