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5 hours ago, Displayname said:

Collecting the ball from inside the tunnel made it all worth it.

Two yellows from throw-ins must be a first.

1 hour ago, CPL said:

They brought the rule after Euro 1992 I think when Denmark bored everyone to death with it. 

Liverpool have only won one league title since too.

On 02/09/2024 at 01:41, jack j said:

Withdrew from the Sweden squad with a "minor" injury

Be out til Christmas nee doubt

With Schar announcing his international retirement, he probably wants to be in Eddie's ear the next two weeks rather than let Fab get all the attention.

3 minutes ago, duo said:

..And that's it done.  Time to move on and pray we stay injury free (apart from Willock - cause he's already injured)

Hang on, we might have got a deal sheet submitted 

25 minutes ago, leffe186 said:

Any American guys here have an opinion on Johnny Cardoso? I’ve not noticed him at all before but we’ve sort of bought a share of him as part of a deal with Betis

Like third party ownership?

Just now, KaKa said:

 

Did they get Lacroix as well? Or did that fall through?

Confirmed on SSN, 18m rising to 21m.

1 minute ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

"Kuqi from:NUFC" in the search bar. Took about 2 seconds.

Good job you added NUFC, otherwise it would have been a bunch of Only Fans promo tweets.

On 29/08/2024 at 04:14, Thorpinho said:

Who makes the decisions on the rigging/runs it? Aside from the obvious answer of the cartel themselves. Like is it the football league and Rick parry etc making these stupid decisions?

It reeks of Parry, like https://www.skysports.com/football/news/34651/13118481/fa-cup-replays-efl-and-non-league-clubs-hit-out-at-controversial-new-format

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The FA's statement said the Professional Game Board, which has four EFL representatives including its chairman Rick Parry, and the FA Board had approved the overall calendar for next season containing the changes.

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Furious clubs say they were not consulted

Apart from Liverpool, watch them all put out a team of kids anyway.

19 minutes ago, Tsunami said:

Just me who thinks that every long throw Moreno did was a foul throw? 

Didn't notice, but the ref would let them take throw ins 10 yards inside our half when they went out 10 in theirs and then near the end pulled Gordon back when he took it 2 yards forward.

Even if they had to keep them separated, after drawing their opponent it should have been a coin toss for who is home/away.

MGW celebrating like they'd won it when Joe missed 

12 minutes ago, Checko said:

Positions are for all you 1960's stans, still obessed with the WM formation, wingless diamonds and outside rights.

 

Cruyft changed all that shit in the 70s.

 

Now you're either a baller or you ain't

Not sure whether to ask you to pass the BBQ sauce, or to take it away 

Side benefit of Sandro being friends with Joe and Bruno, hopefully see Julia joining their lasses in retro tops photos.

3 minutes ago, gdm said:

If he gets a bad injury Palace have well and truely fucked themselves. 
 

Wouldn’t wish that on him tho 

Hopefully for him Grant Hanley isn't one of the triggered here.

Was the ball still rolling from getting the ball for a goal kick when the keeper pinged it for Palmer? 

11 minutes ago, Memphis said:

How did Joelinton not get sent off? What the fuck was he doing?

They only showed it once, but from the front it looked more like over the shoulder and onto the chest, not the smack across the face it looked like at first. I'd need to see it again though.

3 minutes ago, Fezzle said:

Also what the absolute fuck are arsenal warming up in 

Looks like a bag of 1/2p Mojos.

John Deere me, they've taken it well haven't they?

Weren't Palace looking at him last summer? 12m or something quoted on here back then.

2 hours ago, cubaricho said:

Surely a reference to the satellite falling through his roof?  

40 minutes ago, BoSelecta said:

It was a plane engine wasn’t it?

Satellite was Northern Exposure  Neat little town, just about an hour from Seattle if you're ever out this way.

9 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

I thought he was going to be riding the motorbike.

Cowardly. Tom Cruise would have jumped the bike off the top of the stadium and base jumped from it.

15 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said:

We're expecting to get this deal agreed tonight / tomorrow, and Guehi is hoping to travel up tomorrow. That is the plan, as things stand, apparently.

In Krafth we trust, but we could do with Geuhi pulling an Odemwingie tonight to get the medical done and then all sorted by noon.

If he's announced in the lineup for the League Cup game, it's odds on that the Forest DJ plays Kenny Rogers.

Plenty of time for Spurs to win the September league.