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Claudia is class like, can see why they were fewmin'

That would have been a hell of a counter

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Stobbs has made some epic turns and runs. Such a quietly classy player

Dodgy keeping but no penalty for me

Nice move there, shame for Hayles

Boddy claiming it by the looks of her run, but no idea who scored it

They haven't looked out of place in this league at all the three games I've watched. I don't think the consolidation is that necessary in all honesty, particularly if they can just buy who they like in a way that the blokes can't. This league is definitely a step up and they don't look as comfortable as they did but if they can do it this season I'll not be too concerned for them.

They keep playing each other into trouble, balls to feet they would have got away with last year but this league is a step up

Jas McQuade is fucking great like

Fucking get in Beth

Seagulls are in

Looks like more there than the blokes get

I'm not sure there's a way to blend a tens-of-thousands seater on the top of a hill into its environment. Make it an unashamedly gigantic statement of intent, if it's going to happen

And Alnwick, in hail so hard I couldn't lift my head to look at the pitch

Allardyce

Alnwick Town draw NUFC u23s in the Senior Cup. Will be an Alnwick fan on the day but looks like the Senior Cup will continue to be the only local trophy we haven't won

There's something being dug out behind the west stand at Kingston Park, but I suspect it's not the foundations for a stand that'll hold 40,000

What was the attendance?

Would be blood money marra, they'd be incandescent at having to give up their fake moral high ground

Should just go to Dudley or Cramlington and build a 200k place, think of the porples we'll magically be able to afford for a month or two until the league find another way to stop us spending anything after SJP has been bulldozed and turned into glass 'n chrome student accommodation. Nile Ranger House and the Boumsong Building

Honestly nowhere which is sort of the point. Hanging onto the city limits thing, but also thinking that the arena site constitutes that, doesn't make sense to me as I've said I personally would rather stay smaller and hypothetically struggle until PSR gets fired into the sun. Happily it's not up to me

It's a fucking wank location for a football stadium when the one we have is where it is, in my humble opinion