MrRaspberryJam

Bit fuddy duddy.

Again. Not orthodox.

Them. WBA, Burnley, Boro, Fulham. No matter who’s in charge or who they sign it’s always just dull watching them.

They’ve only asked for 5 and been given 3.

Think he means he wasn’t at the club when Carroll popped Taylor’s jaw.

To be honest I think you're bleeding mad to let us on N-O.

Its not just Joey that does it. There's a whole cult of us. Come join us. Theres me, Joey, McCormick, Andy84, Jaquen, Pilko, toon25, Optimistic Nut. But be warned, once you start its hard to stop.

How is Elaine has she left you yet?

Why's he not denied it though?

Says who?

Just think you're acting like a high and mighty weasel.

Who the fuck you talking to like that?

Aye he had a cracking game. Not denying that.

Not for me. Just thought he was going on like a bellend today.

Why’s Paqueta a massive bellend now?

My lass is on nightshift so I’m having Rustlers minute burger, a can of red bull and a big share bag of cheesy puffs.

What’s your lass cooking up for tea tonight?

Joe. You areet?

What is the point in Neil Maupay?

No?

Dunno like I’m really enjoying what Everton are serving up here.

Hahahahaah Ashley Young what a clip.

Bimpy my good man. My brother. My online counterpart. It may be best at the point to just let sleeping dogs lie, know when you’re in way above your head and move on.