MrRaspberryJam

Lamb is always a winner.

Gonna be a messy turd in the morning.

Got rid of it but the fans said I Want You Back.

Crisps are my Achilles heel. What crisps you got for tonight? You in the North Sea via Aberdeen?

Spot on. Enjoy gbandit!

Don’t stress man brother. If we win then fanfuckingtastic, and if we lose? Well, it’s just a bump in the road.

Blackburn winning. Kinda want them to do well purely because it’s JDT.

Chinese or Indian? What’s the specifics!

I got a bit blotto after the Villa game last week so having a dry one this weekend with it being first game of the season for me tomorrow. Not sure what I’m having but may make a couple of cheeseburgers.

Them and Mike Dean are like Vic & Bob plus 1 other one.

For those watching at home what’s everyone choice of drink and bait?

If he does well there he’ll not be there 5 minutes.

Mac Allister suspended for next week.

Hopefully Klopp so Souness the bitter prat has to eat a huge slice of humble pie.

Must be every stone islanders wet dream to be on the pitch having a scrap after a goal has gone in. It’s his big moment and those digs are the best he can conjure up.

Aye and Mahrez.

Aaaaaaaand it’s 1-1.

Coventry winning. Really hope they go up. Club been through the mill and Robins is doing such a good job with absolute minimum fuss.

Now saying Salahs penalty saved but he scored the replay.

Bubble burst for Parkinson at Wrexham?

I use them as sex objects all the time before having them with my oats.

You know Paulo, there’s more to life than treating women like sex objects.

Not sure if allowed to be posted. Mitomas goal a beauty.

Fucking hell man. Only been 3 mins in the Liverpool game and in that time Merson has been talking with a mouthful of food, pronounced Szoboszlai as “Shobozly” and thought TAA was Szbozlai and then Gakpo.

Now they actually lead.