MrRaspberryJam

very good but the one slight amendment I would make would be: interviewer: you say playing in the premier league has always been a dream for you. Has that dream just come true?

It was affectionate

steve hewbrews? (stevie Bruce)

“I abandoned my boy(hood club ac Milan)!”

that big bald bloke literally gets paid to wear a shirt and tie and walk about shaking the players’ hands and hang about for every team photo. Fair play to him

Mad innit. just look at the way he’s dressed and groomed himself for that photo. Kid clearly loves himself. It’s obvious that the HH are his initials and nothing more.

brentford might have already done that for us.

I think he’s just a fan of himself and put his own initials on the wall

a pair of all white sneakers would have given his attire the most elegant of finishing touches.

agree but he’s got a great head of hair.

Think you should open a window or step outside for some fresh air for a bit.

they don’t light up.

I’m not one to tell an Italian with gorgeous flowing dark hair how to dress, but those Jordan’s don’t go with that outfit.

So controversial you had to Google them to find them.

could be because Murphy says less controversial things..?

that’s mental. Come off it

same. I assume the legit top is the one on the left? The castore logo on the inside of the top is quite low down on the shirt on the right

they know I’m Everlast through and through.

we want slapping if we’re willing to accept at least 30m.

Straight to Francesca’s in Jesmond

What’s this about aluko being right wing?

I like Richards me. Far from a great pundit but doesn’t take himself seriously. I can’t stand Keane but the two of them work well together and also with carragher. much rather see someone like richards have a laugh and a joke than listen to the same cliche bullshit that you get from redknapp or all the Bt lot.

that’s a metaphor you’d never pay for the new Newcastle shirt.

I go in all the time. Sometimes I don’t even buy anything but handover a handful of cash for the lass to put in the till.

Saw the new green top in sports direct today and wasn’t fussed on it. Nice for sure, but not as good as it looked on the promo pics when it was unveiled.