MrRaspberryJam

Didnt Coutinho do it the other season in the CL as well? For Bayern v Barca.

What an absolute screamer that is!

Swear down Dumfries is just an athlete not a footballer.

Has De Vrij been subbed off with a damaged cock?

Holy smokes what a strike and save.

Really wish adidas would make a Napoli shirt.

Love that Inter shirt.

Guardiola when asked about the ref blowing: “next question. I will not say a Mikel Arteta answer”

But what if it leads to a goal as VAR spots someone playing the lad onside that the lino missed? So stop swearing and just accept it SiLvOR

Lovely goal. We have lift off!

Got to be the most depressing colour that Spurs shirt.

“He's an okay manager, but lets not pretend that all this "improvement" isn't off the back of spending £400m quid. People in the media are acting surprised that Livramento is a good player: he wasn't free. Nor was Anthony Gordon. The two of them cost £100m quid. If they weren't owned by the Saudi's, neither player would be at their club. Nor would Trippier, who was excellent as always yesterday. Our own problems (Anthony for instance) cost more, and are worse, but lets not make out that this is some sort of miracle that Howe is working. His side SHOULD be good enough to compete at St James Park with us, Liverpool and City. They've sure spent enough. Shearer etc all gonna wank themselves for days over this result, but it's all blood money so feck them and feck the entire media for just swerving the entire issue. It's unbelievable how much I hate those snivelling fecks now, and anyone that "enjoys" their ascent should be immolated. Happy?”

Aye same. And Enzo Fernandez.

Why can you not just let us know what you reckon of the match last night in a few words on here instead of expecting us to watch a video of you in a bedroom for 13 mins?

As long as we have Schar, Trippier, Bruno and either (preferably both) Wilson or Isak I’ll be confident.

What a shite finish. 1-1

How can you not see that his post is tongue in cheek?

Don’t encourage him.

Howe was probably really hoping for a lower league tie so he could rest what players we have

Im taking my “Sunderland AFC - Against Saudi Arabia’s Poor Treatment of Humans Since October 2021” banner.

Piece of piss.

Did you go to Chasers?