MrRaspberryJam

10 month ban, has to get the final few millimetres of his teeth filed down to the gums and has to be employed as the @Orphanage personal chef where he has every Italian dish swimming in garlic purée.

Wonder if it’s to do with Tonali

get some highs and lows on Krokodil too mate but I wouldn’t recommend that

not that I want to tell people how to spend their spare time but…. I mean…. Why?

Thank the lord you said “out” in that second sentence.

Porn

In what way?

hard not to read any of this post in David Brent’s voice mind.

Aye mate I’ve been thinking about your lucky escape for the last few days now

N-o yesterday: “looks like he’s got a gambling addiction but hasn’t bet on football. Hope he gets the help he needs” N-o today: “oh wait he’s got a gambling addiction and HAS bet on football. Hope we sack the prat.”

why bud ?

surely Howe has made the decision based on whether it actually has had a negative impact on the players already or not?

Well I don’t anymore.

Imagine they dropped a bomb on Milan

Seems odd that he’d admit in a 3hr long interrogation that he’s placed bets on Milan and then his agent comes out and says he’s in contention to play on Saturday.

where you seeing this bro?

Evening buddy. You seem to be under the impression that Newcastle United Football Club give a fuck what spurs and Liverpool think.

Sounds like you want Tonali gone?

This. Get Lascelles to belt him in the jaw as well as hard as he can for no other reason than he’s in our world now Grandma.

class if he does this as his celebration

You really disgust me.

God I just wanna pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair and tell him everything’s gonna be alright.

God I really hope the Prophets bairn is not called Toby Farquhar-Spencer

Well it’s just an indicator to know that you’re going to hate someone before even meeting them. If someone was from Kent and called Toby Farquhar-Spencer I’d immediately know he was a Tory bellend who’s a toff arsehole who’s lawyer father-in-law will get him off his drink driving charge. He’s probably also drank someone else’s piss as part of a rugby initiation challenge and plays tennis at David Lloyds during his chill time.