Gawalls

I vomited in my mouth when he said city’s passing was “deliciously intricate” it was a pass from the centre to the edge of the box.

It’s the only way he’s gonna touch greatness

Went down to get my dinner and missed the second goal.

Are you my wife? She says that so much to me ?

I think I’m getting that anyway, I’m epileptic and Alzheimer’s runs in the family so if we ever join a team together then I may as well be on header duty. I’m only 5 ft 9 though

Why?

Makes it more fun when they’re losing though

Nobody heads like shearer anymore

Just watched the Villa Luton game and really enjoyed that.

“Feminonal shot??” Middle of the goal both horizontally and vertically- exactly where the keeper was stood

Man City games always are shit

Was typing the same thing - a madman runs at you and shoves his head in your face, what’s the correct reaction?

Never understood that saying - a lot of my farts roll out of my arse.

Tell you what mind - looking at the table I reckon 21 points would keep you safe from relegation this a season.

Fair play to him if it’s against Man U

Isak would have finished it I reckon.

Christ almighty - he’s got the touch of Tyson.

Doesn’t mean it’s not a pen just because you see plenty not given.

Did she reply “if I had a pound for every time you said that”

Bit rough on arsenal

We weren’t playing city

Just saw villas own goal. Will struggle to see a better one, blinding header.

The Manchester derby bores me so much, want city to win but two dull boring teams to watch.

We’ve conceded four in the last two away games and seven in the last four, it’s not great away from home at the moment.

Especially for £10m