TheBrownBottle

I meant Robocop

If the stories are true that Howe has refused to allow sales of players, then he's at fault on that front too. The squad is definitely not mostly made up of players who were bottom of the league - Pope, Vlachodimas; Trippier, Livramento, Burn, Botman, Hall, Targett, Kelly, Murphy; Bruno, Tonali, Miley; Isak, Gordon, Barnes, Osula, all were bought by Howe (other than Miley, who came through the youth set up). That's the majority of the squad, comfortably. We're three years in - this is the manager's squad.

Fucking hell, if I need to get the Alan Pardew Excuse Bingo cards out then we’re more fucked than I thought. Ever blame the weather, king? @Alan Pardew

Yeah, it was disastrous. There was a bloke I knew who kept banging on about how he’d ’sort out dressing room discipline’. We played Blackburn straight after his appointment and thumped them - Shepherd should’ve torn up his contract there and then; that should’ve been proof of what he’d hired.

It wouldn’t be fun at all. Did you ever watch a Mourinho side? ‘Fun’ isn’t how I’d describe it.

Would anyone have been able to predict who the current Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea managers would be about six months ago? There is a narrative of ‘there’s no-one out there’, but clearly that isn’t the case.

That wouldn’t be defendable if you were bottom three …

The performances had taken a massive dive, and he was managing a club which had a turnover level with Liverpool. It was underperformance and looking like a decline. Souness being utterly incompetent was the issue with his replacement.

Robson was also managing one of the world’s richest clubs - our turnover was a long way ahead of two of the current ‘big six’ and was comparable to Liverpool’s.

It wasn’t luck to finish 4th, we were a good side and Howe provided some exceptional management and coaching. We’re a long way short at the moment including Howe but we can’t be rewriting history.

Our shocking away form cost Robson his job - two wins in his final full season was fucking woeful. As was his continued rigid selection of the same players again and again regardless of performance or form.

Not a great analogy, given that Robson should’ve been sacked a lot earlier than he eventually was, and the failure to sack him when we should have damaged us badly.

Likewise. Maybe I’m mellowing with age but my piss isn’t boiling. Perhaps slightly above normal temperature. Just feels like we’re watching a team not playing for Howe, who I think is a decent man. But the outcome when that starts happening is usually the same each time.

I said at the end of last season that if we were in the bottom half and struggling halfway through this season I’d be looking to push Howe out. This has come to pass, but he still should have a bit of time offered. If we’re out of both cups by the end of January and if league performances don’t improve is likely when I’ll join the cacophony. We haven’t looked like a well-managed side for quite some time now - performances against the big boys at home are meaningless, as the players self-motivate for them.

If we’re out of both cups by the end of January then the pressure will start to build I think. We can’t keep playing like this - not helped by what felt like a really odd team selection.

That second half felt like the majority of halves this season. Not good enough, unfortunately.

Nick Pope brain fart almost makes it five

The Ghost of Xmas Future says - turn the fucker off now mate, nothing good is coming your way

And that’s that. What we’ve deserved second half.

Class by Isak - think Tonali shut his eyes heading that

Finishing 4th = overachieving doesn’t make bottom half = par

Sure, I also think Howe needs time and I’m not yet ready to call for his head. This is poor again mind, and the ledger is building against him. Plenty of games left in the season (and mins left here) to turn it round

Not without selling

Some folks are getting a bit overheated, it it’s time for the ‘have your forgotten the Ashley era’ stuff to end. We’ve spent hundreds of millions since Ashley went - they’re not comparable at this point. Howe isn’t playing with a shit hand.

Yep - plenty of time left