TheBrownBottle

Marinaded in Bovril I hope

As responsible as anyone for our relegation in 2009 - fixing what he broke because no-one else wanted him doesn’t earn him that much credit for me.

I wouldn’t have Miley starting like unless it’s unavoidable. The lad is talented but a bit lightweight atm. This isn’t the game to throw a kid in.

Toon disco upstairs afterwards will be radge if we win …

I’ll never, ever, ever understand this shite. Some of our lot do it too. Watching people walk to a ground before kickoff. Weird cunts

Oh good. Was worried there

That confirmed?

Worse NUFC and better SAFC sides have scored / conceded more than 4 tbf

Yeah. I’m looking forward to him gannin radge after a tackle today

We’ll be three up by then

I am

‘Hello Newcastle’

We could add Hall as a player who’d you think will 100% get it. And if Murphy and Anderson were fit, them too

RIP Mario Zagallo. They should bury the man with the World Cup - unbelievable record.

I love to go a-wandering, along the cliffs of Dover, and if I see a Mackem c**t, I'll push the bastard over. and over and over If I had the wings of a sparrow And I had the arse of a crow I’d fly over Sunderland tomorrow and shit on the bastards below below shiiiiiit on shiiiit on shit on the bastards below, below!

You’ve got Steve Cram as a celebrity fan Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You get a season ticket with a happy meal Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got 42 players that nee-one knaas Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got Jonathan Stead as a number 9 Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got the tallest floodlights in the league Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off! You’ve got the worst team in history Cause Sunderland's a massive club...fuck off!

You know what I’m talking about

Have to say, I feel a bit sad about the notion of Wilson having to be jettisoned. I suspect we need to due to his injury record, but I really do think he’s the second best ‘no 9’ in B&W in my lifetime (and we know what that shirt means). He feels like a throwback; a true traditional centre forward. His injury record is just horrendous, though.

She’s awful - and all Barton is doing is simply making that less palatable to say. Her ego is out of whack with her knowledge and experience. But Barton still out-cunts her.

It’s my first derby without being able to go out with a group of mates to watch it; others to share the load with, either at the game or watching it in the Bulls or Inventions / Bar Oz etc etc. The shite KO time means it’s simply too much of a pain in the arse to head into Sydney city centre to watch it - there would be a three hour wait to get a train home (taxi would be a three-figure sum).

Yeah, definitely. Robert and Bellamy basically revived Shearer’s career in my view. If we’d signed Southgate - and later Woodgate - I think that NUFC wins a trophy (or two)

Bendtner falls victim to Dunning-Kruger effect shocker

I would’ve let it lie, I would’ve

I remember watching him at the U-21 Euros before we signed him - he scored vs England - when he was heavily linked and signed a week or so later. Me and a couple of mates watched a couple of those games in the pub. Both agreed that he looked class, both agreed that he was far too slow for English football. Another Juan Sebastian Veron (though Viana wasn’t in Veron’s class). Bobby Robson’s record in the transfer market was sketchy, in all honesty. That Viana money really should have been used on the defence.