TheBrownBottle

Yep, I can imagine Man Utd being desperate to lure this lot away

It’s the type of bumming. We haven’t exactly played hard to get. We have put our bum on public display with a tattoo above the crack saying ‘please bum here’

Embarrassing again from the back line. Botman terrible, not sure how Schar doesn’t clear the shot either

Shite. Mebbes 0% is right now

Yep - 35 mins to go and the score is 2-0, ridiculous to suggest 0% probability. Don’t get me wrong, I doubt it’s high - but 0%?

Lovely by Isak, shame about the finish

Yet here I am, still hoping, like the fool I am

I hate these cockney wankers

Gordon’s alive second half by the looks of it (can’t be arsed to post Brian Blessed picture)

Needed one last summer for me. That and a RW

A shot!

Normally expect the ice man to do better there tbh

Christ on a bike

I don’t think we do - and I expected a defeat here - it’s the performance that’s the problem. My comments were milder than those Shearer’s just made on the PL international broadcast …

Fair enough. I do think we’ve been utter gash mind.

Honestly don’t think they’ve needed to play well at all. Schoolboy defending from us, amateur with the ball. They haven’t needed to turn up - in fact I’d say that they haven’t played well, a good performance would see us 5-0 down at the break.

Shearer gannin radge on the international feed

Regardless of the opposition, that was fucking abject. Karius only player who was blameless for the performance. Need to get their heads up second half. Penrith are losing to Wigan too. Nee joy this morning for me so far.

Was this announced? Hadn’t realised this was confirmed

Better this

Joelinton never looked great in CM for me. Far better LW

Fucking hell did Almiron ever look like he was going to knock that in anyway?

Agreed - and it’s arguable whether Howe would start all of those three; I reckon he’d still look to give Almiron and Longstaff game time.

I wouldn’t start him, but he’s started plenty of games under Howe. People are talking like we’ve got a reserve XI out there