TheBrownBottle

‘D’yer know what I call it? The idiot box. The idiot box’

An obvious thing would have been to do a Mackem heroes of derbies past. But thinking about it: Di Canio would mean giving up the bogus ‘human rights defenders’ schtick Adam Johnson is … problematic, given that it was on national telly And the idea of Eric Gates’s visage blown up on a huge surfer flag is just too hideous to contemplate ’Wearside’ it is, then

‘We’ve fleeced you out of £17k and now we’re keeping the money and fucking off’

As long as you’re not expecting any fun to be had I’m all for it

They’ll start asking now, seeing as they’ve embarrassed themselves in front of us and we’re unlikely to let it drop

Fun is something I stand against

There is nothing to be gained from it. Victory is a relief, and defeat would be bleak. I’m much happier to watch them pissing around in the lower leagues broken and broke. It’s not risk aversion - I just want their club to fail.

Fuck me, horrible little cunt. Mask well and truly off. Can’t he go back to copying and pasting quotes from famous people so that thick people can think he’s clever for a footballer again? Or start hanging out with Morrissey again? Actually, forget the last one. Morrissey might have been responsible for making him alt-right.

It’s like when you start writing on a post-it note, and then realise after a couple of letters that you’ll run out of space, so the letters get smaller and smaller and more and more squished together

They don’t have a choice. It’s incredible how few truly talented players they’ve seen in R&W. Ask a Mackem to name a best XI that they’ve seen - the lack of actual talent is incredible.

It’s exactly what you’d expect - meltdown, denial, finger-pointing. C17th Salem would be shocked at the number of people being accused in witch-hunts on there, though no doubt they’d be wondering if ‘Mag’ was a daemon of some sort.

It was on the feed over here in Australia

Likewise - I know he’s a thick Mackem, but not all thick Mackems are weird racists

I thought Bellingham was their worst player today - he was utter shite.

My favourite Mackem rumour is that he had a clause in his NUFC contract that he couldn’t play vs Sunderland. This is what the daft cunts tell themselves, and they actually buy it. I can really see him saying ‘look, if I have to play for youse against my beloved Sunderland, I’d rather stay in the sausage factory and kicking the ball around for Tow Law’ They’re unreal

Yeah, fucking immigrants taking local people’s jobs. From a bloke who made his biggest payslips while he was in France.

I think he wasn’t that much different to other performances - but the rest of the team stepped up. Players have been ghosting past him, and he lays off the odd poor pass. But he’s a kid - I don’t mean the above to sound harsh - he’ll develop. He’s been thrown in early due to circumstances. On the ball the lad has superb technique. Needs to bulk and obviously develop situational and special awareness.

Yeah, I thought that while we’d win, we’d have a couple of hairy moments. They had absolutely fuck all about them.

There weren’t enough of them left to enjoy the booing tbf.

We also don’t exist anymore. Which is why they didn’t bother going, didn’t bother commenting, and actually are really really not bothered

It’ll take them a couple of weeks before they start deluding themselves about how good Bellingham and Clarke are again. But they will; I have confidence in them

I love stuff like this. We haven’t played for eight years because you’ve been stranded in the lower leagues, you absolute weapon:

I’m only staying awake for the BEEEEEWS now

Yeeees

He can give pelanties then