TheBrownBottle

Could be worse - 16-year-old me ended up on the as a big picture on the back page of the Journal on the Monday after the Arsenal final, face burnt luminous pink from the drenching sunshine. Never expected anything but a defeat that day, but it still hurt like buggery - but there is no part of me that wishes we weren’t there. I’d encourage everyone to just enjoy it if we make it to the final - they’re the days you dream of as a kid; league titles are won on wet dark nights in Watford, cups are won at Wembley. Nothing else like it.

That’s not a moon, it’s a computer generated image to make you think that there is a moon, which was created so that the Americans could pretend to land on it, in order to put the willies up the Russians and the Chinese

It’s unfortunately completely normal for supporters to question ‘one of their own’ more than others whether doing well or doing shite. NUFC’s support has done it for as long as I can remember - holding our own to higher standards.

I’d take that, but it’s beyond unlikely I reckon

Yeah, I agree - and the ‘offered by NUFC on loan’ thing is clearly bollocks, and is the biggest red flag imaginable that this is completely made up. There’s no way Howe agrees to let ASM go in this window

Trust me, if the poster saw us lose to Bedford in the FA Cup, they’ve been watching long enough to not want to jinx it

I could see it happening in the summer, but we’d be bastard mad to let ASM go at the moment

I know where you’re coming from, but I’m not sure. Historically, they’re a lower league side on average - that they had the brief period of unimaginable success is down to the genius of Clough and Taylor.

Paying in instalments has no bearing on FFP

Sod that there’s no guarantee against either side, but we’ve got a much better chance of beating Forest at Wembley

That turn and burst into the area was simply a top class player in action - and he was constantly looking at his options, none of this head-down shite. The lad just looks first rate to me - we’ve got a wonderful footballer on our hands, lads and lasses

Likewise, I thought Burn was average more than poor - neither were more than 6/10

Trippier 8 Burn 5? Woof, that’s harsh on Burn and not anywhere near where I’d have Trippier

Now we’ve just got to hope our utterly banal and useless local press don’t ramp up the pressure by constantly asking Howe and the team if they know how long it’s been since we won out. They fucking know, you bellends - they don’t need reminding every single press conference.

Geed up

You’re allowed back into the Peregrine in Chapel Hoose Adam

Hahahhaha

If Joelinton’s was that is too

Comedy stuff. Fenton strikes

Class by Isak. Sheer fucking class

YEERESS! FUCKIN YES

Table means little in the cups, but Southampton haven’t played out of their skin here

Just my take, and Howe knows best, but Joelinton is … Joelinton in attacking positions. Looks a million times better in the centre of midfield - and Bruno looks WC when he’s there with him. Can’t abide him on the LW

And another from Botman

Old school Joelinton returns!