Tross

There is no benefit when it comes to Ballots/Purchasing tickets. You get a chance to win 'member of the match' and a bit of discount in the shop.

This, cannot get me head around the new terminology. Inverted wing backs, mid blocks, false 5s, silly mid offs

Gordon is in the wrong position for every formation.

That game in the championship on a Friday Neet was mental. 2 first half red cards & 2 penalty saves. Stood with Karl Darlow in a queue for a nightclub in Nottingham later on and bouncer wouldn't let us in, Soz Karl.

Is this what it's come to Absolutely not, by the way.

We'll be NewNewcastle United

Needs to be in same location, anywhere else won't feel like home and we'll lose our identity. Fuck the NFL and fuck all the concerts, it's fine as it is.

And the season he turned 33 he scored 22 - You're not arguing this very well.

You're wrong again. In those three seasons after turning 31 only Thierry Henry & Ruud Van Nistelrooy scored more than Shearer - Henry was only 23 and Ruud 25. Shearer would've walked into any starting line up post 31 years old.

Sheringham still managed 153 appearances there in 4 seasons after turning 30, so you're probably wrong.

If he stays fit I reckon you'll struggle if you don't have him. A bit like Haaland a couple of years ago.

On the wind up I think.

Trefoil or nowt, time to bin adidas off.

We were absolutely shite that neet. We made a few mediocre sides look good last season, for some reason.

Tidied

Hope we dont fucking sign him now

Clubs I don't mind: Clubs I don’t like: Man City Arsenal Fulham West Ham Leicester Southampton Bournemouth Ipswich Brighton Palace Wolves Brentford Everton Forest Spurs Chelsea Clubs that can fuck off: Man Utd Everton Villa Clubs that can doubly fuck off: Liverpool

Managed to get one in the Leazes, lad at work was 9000th in the 'proper' queue, not many left now mind.

Preaching to the choir

Eventually got to the front of the queue to then be put in another queue. Fuck this.