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They’ll be talking about this match on the streets of Newcastle-Online for years to come.

Assume because he sat with ice on his leg on the bench on Saturday and he’d prefer to keep him for Everton.

Bastard. Knew he would.

All keepers have dropped clangers, including the two you've listed as better. I think Pope is on par at least with Pickford shot-stopping wise, he'd be England's no. 1 if he had Pickford's kicking ability.

A subtle, unique twist but they've no idea what.

I tried to get the Italy jacket during the Euros and it was out of stock and no signs of it ever coming back in stock. I assume it's just a limited edition adidas range that's when it's gone it's gone. https://www.adidas.co.uk/italy-originals-track-top/IY4628.html

Both writhe around in grass, lay eggs and eat birds?

Turns out he’s right footed anyway according to FotMob.

Was wondering if Semenyo would be a canny signing for us as a left footed winger on the right. Checked his FotMob and I had absolutely no idea he played for Sunderland.

I hated Gordon too until we signed him.

You reckon he's flopped at Spurs? Or have I misinterpreted your post?

Canny radge that red card.

Gotta be 1-1.

Been the best part of the match.

It did for Trossard last week.

Is Gary O’Neill coaching Real? Their passing out from the back tonight has been shocking.

That was absolutely terrible.

Jan Oblak is only 31? Thought he was 34-36. Seems to have been around forever.

Terry Gibson co-commentator on itv4. Just missing Gerry Armstrong and Mark Bolton as presenter.

How can Man Utd be crammed inside their own half AND be so wide open?

What an assist!

He’s injured. But would still be funny if they managed to have a punch up.