Fak

Romano has been at the vinegar strokes for weeks now over this transfer. His climax is going to be absolutely colossal when it happens. In 2027.

Got a nudge in the back from Gakpo which he then exaggerated by doing a dive and roll on the floor.

Thought Hope would have had the inside scoop by now of what went down in the showdown talks yesterday.

Gravenbachs tackle was not a red.

How? Even Gordon didn't complain about it

Is he still injured btw?

What's he saying?

They didn't know Botman had done his ACL tbf.

Tonali fucked himself by doing a stupid dive.

Slot should be more concerned that he's spent £400m to make them looks distinctly average with a terrible defence.

Bruno has been magnificent

What?!

We're playing Liverpool. 3 mins tops.

Wirtz has looked bang average in all 3 games I've seen him play this season.

What?

James Ward Prowse our new set piece coach?

Joelinton fucked now too. has there ever been a side so down to the bare bones so early in the season?

Tonali fucked his own shoulder be diving mind.

May Bruno never leave.

And now a dislocated shoulder for Tonali?

Shoulder to shoulder according to Sutton.

Elanga? Barnes - Elanga - Murphy?

And now we don't have a backup to our backups backup.

Ah fuck. He's off