Fak

Sanne Lemmens to Man Utd, £17m. Not that I'm bitter about it or anything.

Get Sorloth in. Get any player that's been Simeone'd.

Not for me I quite like it

Aye but you work in the Metro Centre

Bayern are paying via Klarna.

Because he wants to keep isak

Doubt we'd be letting Targett go if the Wissa deal wasn't happening.

Far from. It's shit but they are trying.

Me and Kenny go way back I can't let this lie. He's getting a daft slap

Kenny a swear down man knock it off.

Where does it say that the Wissa deal is close?

Howay man Kenny we've tried to bag Delap, João Pedro, Ekitke, Wissa, Strand Larsen.

He might not be on the list!

Was either that or LW.

Ramsdale Livramento Thiaw Botman Hall Tonali Bruno Elanga Isak Gordon Strand Larsen

We'll give 'em 55 and 5 more if they need it.

We are desperate for points like 2 games into the season.

Isak

I've thrown one up to the top tier.

When I read the first line of that tweet I honestly thought it was going to be about John Humble

I've thrown a kettle over the San Siro.

Don't think Thiaw is one of the best defenders in Serie A mind.

Knock it off Kaka.

You tagged me in this originally before you edited it. I'm 14.