Fak

Tagging @PauloGeordio on this so so he can explode in his duds first thing this morning.

Star striker leaving with 3 weeks until the season starts. What do you think we should do that wouldn't be classed as desperate?

He'll no doubt score a plenty against us for Liverpool, but I'm just looking forward to that one moment where Joelinton uses him as a ragdoll near the Milburn touchline before fist pumping the erupting crowd as we win a throw in.

Update from Keith Lard

Surely the club are planning more talks with Isakto try convince him to stay?

He's not had Murphy supplying the ammo though

Typical Caulkin. All fanciful guff.

Nah their squad genuinely needed refreshing. They've done that and some.

£300k according to Hope which we're willing to offer.

Huge update!!!

Nah, won FA Cup.

Ballack?

Would have ot imagine what sort of bunse Sesko would be looking at

Ah, did I no want to see that.

Get the Sesko thread started.

Because a lot of times we didn't have anyone to replace him with.

Yip, we're not going to buy a player who's as good as Isak now. Best we can do is hope we can make another Isak. No idea if Sesko can go to that level but that's where we're at. Huge ask like.

Well not really because he's manager of Newcastle.

Howe's an Everton fan so he'd probably hope he doesn't end up at Liverpool.

Clever ploy to hang Isak out to dry and show everyone in the footballing world what a snidey, no-good-for-nothing, back-stabbing, putrid piece of shit he is.

Give him a daft slap and tell him to sort his head out.

Don't sell to them?

Think that was down to him carrying an injury mind.

Was just thinking what their team would be next season if they got him. Alisson; Frimpong, VVD, Konate, Kerkez; McAllister, Gravenbech; Salah, Wirtz, Ekitke; Isak ?

Which is placed on top of a landmine.