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Fusilli felcher. Tortellini tugjob.

Not a pasta. Instaban imminent.

Ravioli (rapey) Robbie Linguine (lingerer) Larry

That Tonda Eckart interview 😳. You can almost smell the pistol being aimed at him from behind the camera as he reads his 'confession'. All this "commonplace in Germany" pish. You're in England ya fud, different rules you absolute genital wart.

PIF seem to help every club but us with this kind of financially astute career assassination.

Didn't I read that Hall signed a new 6 year deal a couple of weeks ago with quotes about how happy he was to commit his future to Newcastle? Oops 😬 that was Lewis Hall, my bad. Doh doh doh, Miley I meant.

Definitely not a 70 million player at this point. 35 at most but that's paying for potential. If the cartel clubs really are interested then we should steer clear as his fee definitely goes way beyond what we should pay. The cartel can afford to splurge 60 million on potential, we can't. Too risky.

I love the guy too but Bobby Robson got me attached to the team. Good luck King Kev 🤴

Wish I took that advice, then I wouldn't be paralysed and in a wheelchair due to falling off and breaking my back.

Can I now safely say that he's a beak faced, cry baby, mercenary that I wont miss one iota without fear of chagrin?

It doesn't matter what division a goalkeeper plays in to assess him as no matter what league you play in you're guaranteed to have shots of all type firing at you and corners to deal with. The only thing you can't assess is how they would deal with higher league/bigger club pressure.

Pretty Pretty Pretty good.

It's a good point about waiting until after the World Cup. He could have a great World Cup and add 20-30 million to his fee,but he could also have an awful tournament or get injured. Probably too high of a risk v reward factor to wait until after the WC. Let's hope he has a stinky summer. Saying that, I hope every English player has a stinker.

Brilliant in the Champions league but meh in the EPL. Take the money and run.

I hope he stays. He's a capable player with 2 or 3 top level seasons left. We can't be selling both him and Gordon in the same window. I think Gordon wants to leave so let him go as he'd go into an Israt style sulk. I wonder if he regrets the Scotland offer? He could have very well missed out on his last chance at playing in a World Cup.