Magpie Mover

We have no idea about pretty much anything. Horribly coached team this season.

Pogba playing as well so somethings up.

Watching Saint Max skinning players and Thauvin scoring for the league leaders. Definitely some kind of anomaly in the time continuum.

Germany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German)

It looks like Ramsey has played his one good game of the season already, he's invisible again in this one.

Hall and Barnes making sure they dont get called up by England

Completely outsmarted by the free kick, deserved for Villa.

Has Tonali swapped his betting addiction for enormous quantities of weed?

One corner, one goal. Just pathetic

Willock, Ramsey and Elanga are all so flimsy in the tackle.

He was given 250m of backing and we are a worse team for it. Defensively we were a shambles today.

How is Ederson doing at Atalanta? Surprised that no one has been in for him. A real number 6.

Hopefully he's better than Elanga

I don't think he's a particularly great defensive midfielder, he's more of an 8 than a 6 like Bruno.

He's another midfielder with virtually no G/A, I think we can replace him with someone more productive.

Maybe here is, but that's an exceptionally low bar these days.

And yet we are bang in the middle of the table beneath Brentford and Everton and we spent circa 250m last summer to go backwards.

It's soul destroying because of how pathetic we generally are when we play them. We get what we deserve for being mentally weak clowns. The coaches and the players.

It's the Eddie way, we should be used to it now. No number 6. No number 10. It's not allowed.

Villa just got a good Brazilian midfielder in today, pity we are just sitting on our arse hoping we can muddle through until the end of the season.

Most of the teams England play against are Championship level at best, that's why he looks good.

Last word but I think a lot of people on here don't think we are very well coached at the moment.

He's a talented player but never a conventional number 9. He's going to continue to struggle here if the coach continues to play him in the current system that doesn't suit him at all.

Well it's all about opinions but honestly apart from a couple of league games we've been absolutely miserable to watch most of this season. Also we spent circa 250m this summer and we look far worse than last season. So pick your poison either the players we bought are mostly crap and haven't improved us or the coach who bought them has no idea how to integrate them into the team.

You obviously don't watch us every week if you think we look like a team who has any idea what they are doing and that's on the coaches.