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To a would be NUFC manager, what do you think they'd say?

 

Keegan?

 

Dalglish?

 

Gullit?

 

Sir Bobby?

 

Souness?

 

Roeder?

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Keegan?

I'd love it if you succeed in this job.

 

Dalglish?

Mmfle... ock... grmple

 

Gullit?

While you're there you must check out these fine Italitan restuarants...

 

Sir Bobby?

N.U.F. who?

 

Souness?

You see yourself as a manager, eh? Well, I think you'll be more effective in a kitman role. Go fuck off there.

 

 

Roeder?

Whatever you do: don't make excuses. Glen Roeder never made excuses, and he went down fighting.

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To a would be NUFC manager, what do you think they'd say?

 

Keegan? Entertain them.

 

Dalglish? If you get to Wembley, ATTACK ATTACK.

 

Gullit? Retire that number 9 shirt.

 

Sir Bobby? Finish higher than 5th and you'll be fine.

 

Souness? Sort those training ground pitches out, get proper ones laid.

 

Roeder? Don't develop a brain tumour, they don't care.

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To a would be NUFC manager, what do you think they'd say?

 

Keegan? Entertain them.

 

Dalglish? If you get to Wembley, ATTACK ATTACK.

 

Gullit? Retire that number 9 shirt.

 

Sir Bobby? Finish higher than 5th and you'll be fine.

 

Souness? Sort those training ground pitches out, get proper ones laid.

 

Roeder? Don't develop a brain tumour, they don't care.

 

harsh but still made me burst out laughing

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To a would be NUFC manager, what do you think they'd say?

 

Keegan? It's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. Get the fans closer to the players, open up the training grounds. Finally, make football fun again... by inserting one up Alex Ferguson's rectum.

 

Dalglish? It's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. Put a tenner on Sour Grapes in the 5.15 at Aintree.

 

Gullit? For sure it's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. Anything else ask Shearer.

 

Sir Bobby? It's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. Who are you again?

 

Souness? It's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. I used to play for Liverpool you know. I was a proper player. Only sign proper players. No flair players and definitely no f****** wingers or I'll bash your head in. And you couldn't have done better than I did. Nobody could have.

 

Roeder? It's a huge club, best fans in the world, haven't had a trophy in ages, deserve success blah, blah, blah. Don't make excuses. Glen Roeder didn't make excuses. Perhaps if he had he could have bought himself more time and Newcastle would be challenging the top four. But Glenn Roeder's a man of honour so he didn't do that. And you couldn't have done better than Glen Roeder did. Nobody could have.

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