Cashley Caption Comp...

[Beren]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/16/article-0-02AB30DA00000578-226_468x375.jpg

 

Michael Ashley, pudding and pie

Screwed the gaffe and made us sigh,

Decent managers - there are a few

but Ashley hired his mate Pardew

 

To the theme of Georgie Porgie

 

[Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry,

When the boys came out to play

Georgie Porgie ran away.]

[ben-nufc]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/16/article-0-02AB30DA00000578-226_468x375.jpg

 

leon best is back from injury you say, right someone get on the blower and tell chelsea carrolls available for £4m and bag of monster munch, no wait, £2m and a chomp, fuck it just give me a pie, the chomp and the monster munch.

[wormy]

The greedy cunt would want both the monster much and chomp, probably a meat pie too.

[Disco]

Meat pie, sausage roll, fuck the lot of you, I'm eating them all.

[ben-nufc]

The greedy c*** would want both the monster much and chomp, probably a meat pie too.

 

 

changed

[RupertCommunicator]

"If you think they're pissed off about Hughton, just wait till I sell St. James Park to pay off my Sports Direct debts and do a ground share at the Stadium of Shite..."

[Boosden]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/16/article-0-02AB30DA00000578-226_468x375.jpg

 

"Vertical stripes are indeed slimming"

[Guest Dr. Mambo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/16/article-0-02AB30DA00000578-226_468x375.jpg

 

"I kid you not, Niall Quinn says they're gonna erect a statue of me just over here..."