Doug Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Who threaten to send it leagues down unless they receive a ransom of Millions of pounds !! Sound Familiar? It was on the news this morning about a tanker of the same name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddco Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The tanker Football Ground, which was carrying a cargo of chemicals professional footballers used to make plastics the Champions League, had changed course and was now heading towards the northern coast of Somalia oblivion, said Andrew Mwangura of the Seafarers Assistance Programme. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 this thread could run and run [Ed: aground?] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eltsacwen Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 This news would only be relevant if the tanker was names "Sportsdirect.com @ St James Park Stadium"... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 This news would only be relevant if the tanker was names "Sportsdirect.com @ St James Park Stadium"... boooo spoilsport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Apparantly the pirates could be heard singing 'You fat cargo tanker, get out of our sea' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Sources can confirm that the Newcastle senior players were all forced onto the tanker at gunpoint. The intention of the pirates was to ransom them all back to owner Mike Ashley one by one. However, the pirates' plan backfired when Kevin Nolan got onto the tanker, as it promptly sank to the bottom of the ocean. The players floated to safety using Steven Taylor's inflatable pigeon chest as a makeshift raft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 All you need are a few Americans that can shoot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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