Fenham Mag Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Imagine Colo and Luiz as a CB pairing. Curly hair galore (that's the only basis of why they should be in the same side btw). imagine if they were both out injured and started making out and nufc released a dvd of it called broke centerback mountain i would buy all the copies 'I want curly pubes too' would be it's title. With a sequel called 'I want curly pubes 2'. Would sell millions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 “Mike asked me when am I going to get a centre-half. “It’s about making sure we get the right one. “When you look at centre-halves it is easy to get it wrong. “You can look at David Luiz, who is finding it difficult, he was £18million and he didn’t play the last game. “So it doesn’t matter what you spend, you have to get the right one.” Cheeky cunt. I imagine the conversation went something like... MA: "So all, when are you going to sign a new centre back?" AP: "Well, I was thi-" MA: "I'll tell you when! Never! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 “Mike asked me when am I going to get a centre-half. “It’s about making sure we get the right one. “When you look at centre-halves it is easy to get it wrong. “You can look at David Luiz, who is finding it difficult, he was £18million and he didn’t play the last game. “So it doesn’t matter what you spend, you have to get the right one.” Cheeky cunt. I imagine the conversation went something like... MA: "So all, when are you going to sign a new centre back?" AP: "Well, I was thi-" MA: "I'll tell you when! Never! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Or something. :lol: imagining mike descending in the helicopter to hover above training and yelling that at alan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Imagine Colo and Luiz as a CB pairing. Curly hair galore (that's the only basis of why they should be in the same side btw). imagine if they were both out injured and started making out and nufc released a dvd of it called broke centerback mountain i would buy all the copies Errrr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 “Mike asked me when am I going to get a centre-half. “It’s about making sure we get the right one. “When you look at centre-halves it is easy to get it wrong. “You can look at David Luiz, who is finding it difficult, he was £18million and he didn’t play the last game. “So it doesn’t matter what you spend, you have to get the right one.” Cheeky cunt. I imagine the conversation went something like... MA: "So all, when are you going to sign a new centre back?" AP: "Well, I was thi-" MA: "I'll tell you when! Never! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Or something. Something like this.... WWF The Rock says It Doesn't matter to Y2J 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 mattspiro Matt Spiro Newcastle set to sign the next Samir Nasri, 15 yr-old Sofiane Elbekri of Lens, say L'Equipe, who also claim #NUFC back in for Aly Cissokho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 mattspiro Matt Spiro Newcastle set to sign the next Samir Nasri, 15 yr-old Sofiane Elbekri of Lens, say L'Equipe, who also claim #NUFC back in for Aly Cissokho Woho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/breves2011/20111216_101644_newcastle-vise-un-jeune-lensois.html and Lens paper: http://www.lensois.com/breve-rclens-45178-un-jeune-du-rc-lens-piste-en-angleterre.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Awesome stuff. Abeid should know the kid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Lens must hate us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dubbed as the new Samir Nasri. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Cissokho? sweet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Would fucking love Cissokho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Can't wait to see how much we get for him in 3 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Cissokho? Now? Had three assists against Zagreb. Doubt hed come or be cheap enough fo rus to buy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Would f***ing love Cissokho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Valenciennes centre-back Nicolas Isimat-Mirin was watched this week by Newcastle’s scouting team when he faced Montpellier frontman Olivier Giroud, who has also been on the Magpies radar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I like the new strategy of pinching French kids now so that by the time they're in the first team they're classed as home grown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 If we're looking for a new CM. Elm for Alkmaar was class last night. Orchestrated their play, and can take free-kicks/got a good shot on him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Elm Get on the case Carr (if your watching) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 If we're looking for a new CM. Elm for Alkmaar was class last night. Orchestrated their play, and can take free-kicks/got a good shot on him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Elm Get on the case Carr (if your watching) Spurs bound if rumors are to be believed.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Which means he won't be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I like the new strategy of pinching French kids now so that by the time they're in the first team they're classed as home grown. Genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Imagine a back four of; Santon Yanga-Mbiwa Colo Cissokho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Valenciennes centre-back Nicolas Isimat-Mirin was watched this week by Newcastle’s scouting team when he faced Montpellier frontman Olivier Giroud, who has also been on the Magpies radar. http://troll.me/images/u-mirin/you-mirin-yeah-you-mirin.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Cissokho? Yes please! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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