ponsaelius Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Couple of things you lads in the UK need to know about: You lot still drool over out aussie lasses like, Kylie, Danni, Elle, Naomi, Kimberley etc etc etc etc. Football isnt our national sport Our sharks are more clever than yours. Our remove their victims shorts before eating them. We chuck our illegal immigrants on an island and let them fight it out anmonst themselves Like I said, what is a recession? What is snow? and finally, this is how I describe the UK in one sentence: Ten years ago, there was Steve Job, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now, you lot have no Jobs, No Cash and No Hope........................................LOL I know, I know, it should probably apply to America but I thought it was pretty apt for the UK as well. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Australia just flat out loses because Christmas falls at the height of their summer. Madness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Very torn on this subject. Personally I feel no obligation to defend the A-League or Australian association football. They are shit (and fwiw, long may that continue). And it shames me to say that with the meek surrender of the Ashes on home soil, and the generally pitiful performance from the likes of Mitch Johnson, Ricky Ponting and various other bogans that represent our country, frankly we've lost any semblance of bragging rights as far as sport is concerned. Except hockey and netball, we're still awesome at that. However... to see my fellow countrymen being potted by a bunch of non-showering, pasty-skinned Englishmen who in all likelihood lack dental hygiene- I'll be honest, it jars the soul. Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41612_148831745131396_9167_n.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 The fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I don't know Was looking for some incredibly witty Home & Away based reposte and that was the best I could find. It has no relevance to anything what so ever like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. And there was me thinking 'drooling' was pushing it with the ones i had heard of.........Kimberley Davies man ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Fair enough. When in doubt, Alf Stewart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. And there was me thinking 'drooling' was pushing it with the ones i had heard of.........Kimberley Davies man ffs I'm guessing- that was the only Kimberley I could think of... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. And there was me thinking 'drooling' was pushing it with the ones i had heard of.........Kimberley Davies man ffs I'm guessing- that was the only Kimberley I could think of... FWIW he really could have helped himself by picking a more recent bit of Aussie clunge like Holly Valance or something not a list of meh from 10+ years ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Or that lass who whips her juggs out on Hall Pass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. And there was me thinking 'drooling' was pushing it with the ones i had heard of.........Kimberley Davies man ffs I'm guessing- that was the only Kimberley I could think of... FWIW he really could have helped himself by picking a more recent bit of Aussie clunge like Holly Valance or something not a list of meh from 10+ years ago True, would any of them be a day under forty? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oh, and "Naomi" and "Kimberley" are Naomi Watts and Kimberley Davies. And there was me thinking 'drooling' was pushing it with the ones i had heard of.........Kimberley Davies man ffs I'm guessing- that was the only Kimberley I could think of... FWIW he really could have helped himself by picking a more recent bit of Aussie clunge like Holly Valance or something not a list of meh from 10+ years ago True, would any of them be a day under forty? TBH i really wouldnt know actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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