Guest Gemmill Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Not die, necessarily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Oh my god! Gemmill wants Luque to be injured in a car crash! Oh my god, he is such a hater! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Oh my god! Gemmill wants Luque to die in a car crash! Oh my god, he is such a hater! + http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html tbh bluewink.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 * NEWSFLASH * Police have issued an arrest warrant in connection with this morning's car crash involving Albert Luque, the Newcastle United player. The individual named in the warrant is Bill Douglas, whose last known address is in the Blyth area. Douglas, also known as "Shunter" or "Biff", is a known criminal whose speciality is causing death or serious injury through road traffic incidents. Police are also looking for a man recently seen associating with Douglas in various local public houses. The man is described as tall, in his fifties, with a London accent, poorly dressed and with a strange beaky looking mouth. He may already have left the country. Anyone with any information should call Crimestoppers, these individuals should not be approached by the general public. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 is that true?!!! if it is,i am sure glenn hired him , but OMG!!! if not,nice one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrchoonz Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 * NEWSFLASH * Police have issued an arrest warrant in connection with this morning's car crash involving Albert Luque, the Newcastle United player. The individual named in the warrant is Bill Douglas, whose last known address is in the Blyth area. Douglas, also known as "Shunter" or "Biff", is a known criminal whose speciality is causing death or serious injury through road traffic incidents. Police are also looking for a man recently seen associating with Douglas in various local public houses. The man is described as tall, in his fifties, with a London accent, poorly dressed and with a strange beaky looking mouth. He may already have left the country. Anyone with any information should call Crimestoppers, these individuals should not be approached by the general public. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ridzuan Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 All of this is turning out to be like the case similar to the death of the Russian Spy,where Putin becomes Roeder.The only difference is that the target didnt die if your reports is to be believed Kitman. :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 is that true?!!! if it is,i am sure glenn hired him , but OMG!!! if not,nice one I may have made it up bluebiggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 is that true?!!! if it is,i am sure glenn hired him , but OMG!!! if not,nice one I may have made it up bluebiggrin.gif u should be in the writers group Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie2000 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 according to tonights chronicle, luque was not in the car, he had got out to check a puncture when the lorry hit the offside rear of his porsche cayenne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie2000 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 looking at the pics in the paper, the driver is a liverpool fan (flag in the cab of the lorry). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 just saw this on ebay, looks like luque was err..... lucky http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PORSCHE-CAYENNE-DAMAGED-FAMIOUS-OWNER-NEWCASTLE-FC_W0QQitemZ200099690178QQihZ010QQcategoryZ9860QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Insane Psycho Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 just saw this on ebay, looks like luque was err..... lucky nahh gotta be dyer's .. didn't you notice a 20 quid burned in the ashtray Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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