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Pope was obviously a huge miss last season but we desperately need to replace him as soon as we can.

I’m not convinced joelinton knows where he’s playing

Are we throwing the league this season?

Bruno’s such a dick at times.

I mean, he’s a PL footballer. You’d expect him to kick it properly rather than slicing it into the goal.

Mood changes now. That was fucking atrocious

Can we take Isak off please?

He does look a bit like a twat. Hadn’t realised before.

Ref 8/10 first half, 2/10 second.

He and Gordon are no doubt playing with slight injuries, like the majority of last season.

Really poor from Isak that. Wtf is going on with Gordon? Looks like he can’t be arsed.

We’ll sort it in the transfer window, don’t worry.

The bar is extremely low there. Both have been pretty poor.

We play him as if he’s Wilson. Feel sorry for the lad.

he really is. Massively underrated, even by our fans.

Tonali for Longstaff and we win this.

Very

I think I'm the only person here who likes Havertz, right?

Amazed we haven't gone down this route. Perhaps we're going to flip Pivas next year?

Everton might take the Greek keeper next summer when we have to go through all this again

What a time to be alive Fortunately he’s the one player in the team we decided to get cover for.

Did we? I think we’ll be between 6-8th.

Another season of praying to the Gods that we don’t get injuries. Another season of expecting Howe to work miracles with limited players. I had thought the days where our biggest celebration was not selling our best players had gone but it’s pretty clear we’re miles away from that. However, my boy Harvey should get plenty of minutes this season. Also can’t wait to see Longstaff relegated to the bench. There’s loads of positives about this club, which is why this window is so disappointing. Just bringing a better RW in would have given the fans a bit of excitement and shifted the mood. 2.7/10

Dr Jinx wants two managers at the club to take it in turns