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He’d be immediately our most productive wide player.

Great replacement for Fraser and Ritchie

Told you.

Pics or it didn’t happen. The spaghetti Bol not the hair

Bit forward mate. He's not gonna take your calls anyway.

Exactly.

Weird they don't want to keep him, given he's so responsible for saving clubs from relegation.

Can't see it. That's a huge claim. Think your source is pulling your pants down on this one.

Any player coming in and playing in a team with Bruno will eventually find their smile.

The fuck is this take?

Do we have an NO league yet?

Yep same.

Cleaner you mean? AMIRITE?

Looking forward to seeing 4 or 5 fringe players go freeing up about 20k in wages and bringing in £3.25 million.

I don't think we have the funds currently for a player in that position

I fully agree with this, his ceiling is incredibly high. I don't think we'll sign him though.

Echoing the statement that his mrs is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen

Show me the video of Bruno meeting him. I’m ready.

We're probably done now.

Ahh, I missed that. Personally though, I just secretly don't want her playing for England.

Does Alex Scott get the same abuse? Genuine question, as I don't know how much stick either of them actually get?

I mean that's true, but isn't anything to do with the post I quoted?

She's thick. That's one. Danny Murphy gets as much stick btw. Same reason.

I personally think he's better than Haaland (still LOADS of time for Haaland to improve though). Shame he's a twat who always goes out to injure our players.

I haven't seen the legit one to compare I'll put some photos up in a couple of hours.