Shearergol

Have pens after 90 minutes, then play extra time. I'm convinced this will make for a much better spectacle; means one team will always have to attempt to win the game.

That's not his twitter though.

Billy Sharp is easily one of the nicest footballers I've ever met. Absolute top bloke.

Ba’s our best striker since Shearer, and I adore Wilson.

Gary Neville - Mike Ashley stunk this place out

They’re almost talking about us now.

Desperate for the changing room photo now

Have you only watched us for the last 8 years like?

Wood’s name is cheaper to get on a shirt. He’s also better at being a Kiwi. I’m done.

My favourite ever player. Completely in love with him

Fuck off

Genuinely brilliant. Shows how much better we would have been had Wilson stayed fit all season. Desperately need a good understudy in for next season.

Absolutely gutted that didn’t go in

Incredible effort

The pass to Fraser was rubbish in the first place

Never trust Murphy against the keeper. Terrible.

ASM’s pass and Joelinton’s run were both class there

Better than Colback, easily

It's not "fucking binary" though is it. Those people who think he's shit, just think he's shit? He's been massively on the decline this season (much like the other player I'm gonna stop mentioning). I'd dread seeing him play for us, even in a cup competition. Especially the system Howe is trying to bring in. We need players who are more comfortable on the ball than Lascelles is, or Tarkowski is. Even if they are only "4th choice", they'll still end up playing a fair bit for us.

Tarkowski was decent when Wood was decent. He's been absolutely shite this season. He's not "comfortable on the ball" at all, I have no idea where that's come from?

Worded badly

It was a joke, based on @SUPERTOON's posts about Howe only signing certain players.

Typical Howe signing.

He could play for any team in the champions league. He'll have far greater choices before us, including staying at City.

Realistic Transfer Targets