Shearergol

He left Ashley FC. He'd be joining Newcastle United.

Would leave my wife and child for Bruno tbh

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I’d love Werner here too. As long as the crowd don’t turn on him for not scoring every game. Him and Nunez would be dream territory. oh and @STM nothing wrong with a man crush on Bruno. I’m there.

Step forward Dwight Gayle.

You're as quick as Foden? Noice.

That's completely not what I said.

Real time is around 0.12 seconds though, not a chance he can do anything but land how/where he does. At that pace there's no way anyone can deliberately reposition their feet in mid air to attempt anything.

Where else can he land?

You what?

Yeah agreed. I'd be happy with that, as long as we still sign a striker.

So what if a striker is stood with his hands to his body, a defender kicks the ball at him attempting to clear, it hits his hand and he's able to then score? That's your like-for-like example. What then?

But on the flip side, an accidental handball can prevent a goal too. Should that be a penalty every time then?

So this is now a bidding war? Awesome. I do think we need him though.

I refuse to accept that until I see him wearing another shirt. Just hope he doesn't come to this league if it's not with us.

I took it as a parody post.

I really enjoyed it

Tgarve isn’t getting any, that’s for sure

Thanks dude

Where’s Dubs? (I’m on a mobile)

He’s literally my favourite player of all time. Fuck this username.

Thought both krafth and Almiron were excellent by their standards

Bruno is fucking miles ahead of everyone else in our team. 10 more of him please.

I’m saying nothing.