Shearergol

Pitch looks fucking appalling. Don’t they have a groundsman?

I’m only fishing

How was it correct?

A good one

This Burn-Willock-Joelinton tactic just doesn’t work. We need a proper left winger/forward asap

What’s the rule? Hard to tell so just let the first decision stand?

Erm, what the actual fuck of a decision is that?

VAR?

We don’t demand a team that tries, we demand one that wins, everything

Not sure what else he can do? Zero service to him

Get Isak on now, give him plenty of time for a change

Ffs

Almiron’s the most one footed player I’ve ever seen play professional football. Love him to bits but it’s weird how he can’t, maybe, practice with it?

The sloppy passing is a sign of nerves surely? Not scoring enough, semi final etc etc

I’m still not 100% behind playing burn at left back. We create fuck all over that side of the pitch because of it

We’ll draw this. 0-0

Yeah, get murphy and Ritchie on asap

It’s because he’s the wrong colour

Can any of our players shoot?

The problem with this is, it's just not true.

I'm going to be 100% honest and admit I've only seen Everton play about 8 times in the last two years, and wasn't actively scouting any of their players. Is he SHIT/RUBBISH/WANK or do people just not like his face?

Chris Wood's shot against Sheff Wednesday went to the moon.

Journalism.

Let's just sign Bernardo Silva for a couple of seasons. Sorted.