Shearergol

isn’t your cousins brother still your cousin?

400k

We should offer crazy money for Toney and try to relegate them

Unless you’re ronaldo. Or Ederson.

Was never a foul

I wonder if Chelsea might go for him now?

And bissouma

They create 1500 chances a match

who prefers watching Liverpool over Man City though? City are the best club to watch in world football.

Gutted, I was going but also relieved

Currently having a beer with my mate (Man City employee), same guy who said we enquired about zinchenko. Says we’re in talks with Ake and all parties interested.

What does he do? Genuine question. He looks quite slow to me

Alli looked class in his previous game. He’s miles better than Willock, weird comparison

Stick any keeper in the league behind our defence and mistakes will creep in.

you’re such a condescending twat at times man Thankfully as Newcastle fans we’ve understood for years that Man United fans are self entitled wankers, so it’s all good

yep, proper back handed compliment. ‘Didn’t realise you were so good’ actually means ‘you’re usually shite’

We need to upgrade every player, but there are bigger areas of concern than Dúbravka. That’s what everyone is saying.

Really unlucky that. Massive performance. joelinton absolutely class. Howe absolutely class.

I’ve needed a piss for 50 minutes now. Not related to your post btw

We’re desperately trying to lose this

This match

wasn’t even in the area

Schär fucked now too

Longstaff

Should be winning this with these chances.