Shearergol

Joselu was loads better

His second touch is always a tackle

Why is that wanker still our captain? He’s rubbish.

I’ve never rated CC. I know loads on here like him but he’s another championship player (Gayle, Ritchie etc)

When they’ve woken up. Atmosphere has been shite considering how big today was/is

I think it’s already been agreed. Even in the pre-match questions his mood was different. He actually didn’t interrupt the interviewer for once.

I hope it gets announced tonight. This performance and result is the perfect excuse anyway. Hope Jones goes too though.

I’m conflicted about saying this, but if you make a list of shit players in our squad it kinda shows that Bruce had very little to work with. On the flip side we all know that he’s made every player worse than they really are. Ritchie would be first out the door for me. Then Joelinton.

Worse

We’re terrible

So easy

Same as West Ham. We get frightened and just back off for the rest of the match. But Bruce says he’s happy with a lot of our performances and we’ve been close to getting that win. It’s like we’re Sutton United playing in the champions league

Surprised they haven’t zoomed in on the crowd tbh

He knows he’s done man. Only here for his 1000th game the wanker. He couldn’t give a shit about the football

Class

Fan had a heart attack? Oh fuck

As bad as we’ve been all season. I wonder what the answer is? Eh? Eh?

Getting sacked in the morning

To be fair, that’ll do for this season. i hate Gerrard with an absolute passion, the fucking prick. I’d still back him if he gets the job though #anyonebutBruce

I'm not buying that. Rolling contracts usually have trigger points in them. There can't be a trigger point every single day.

Where does the "3 year" part come in to that?

NSIS

I've 100% got to make the effort to make the next one (now I've started playing again so I know I'm not going to embarrass myself). I owe @Fantail Breeze a pint so need to get him there too

Is that the actual design document?

Right, first job, clearly sack Bruce. Amanda, remember the sound system!