Shearergol

He never does. Not particularly his fault as the irony is, bringing him on ruins any chance we have of getting the ball into the strikers. It’s such a pointless sub.

What do you know? Have you managed 500 games? Didn’t think so.

Carroll and Gayle have settled in nicely. Good subs those.

He should be sacked on the pitch, now.

Trying too hard, thinks that he’s our only player.

Yeah weird that. Wonder why? Only a manager of 500 games would know the answer.

Southampton can’t just lose can they.

Seeing Carroll in the number 7 shirt offends me.

Like football manager this. Mental stuff.

ASM trying to do it himself, like he used to have to do

Always happens, without fail. Taking a side’s shape away at this level is suicide

Bet we don’t though.

Is darlow covering right back then?

ASM been hitting the weights a bit hard?

Erm, wtf?

VAR not check that challenge then?

Been a shite second half this.

Hendricksssss’s worst game for uss

I can’t even remember him doing anything for Burnley yet they wanted to keep him.

Well where else could it be from?

I think Clark’s been rubbish the last few times he’s played. Hendrick, shelvey and Clark the weak links here. Need to get manquillo in the game

They need to keep this up

Shelvey’s not even pretending to track his man now

Nah, this is more entertaining, I can actually watch.