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Keep them out until they make a mistake from a bit of asm magic

We’ve touched the ball about 15 times in 11 minutes

How was your breakfast today Penn[/member] ?

Which happened... You do realise when I say a meeting they don’t all sit around in a big boardroom like the apprentice don’t you? Wasn’t doubting it, just making the point to others who think that the meeting must mean that it’s close.

Explains why he's been so shit. He's had it for 3 years yeah?

Season's barely started and we've already lost half the team to injuries. Good times

Another two OGS stats to add to the collection, Froggy Manchester United have failed to win any of their first three home games to a league campaign for the first time since the 1972-73 season. Manchester United are without a home league win in five games (D3 L2), their longest run without victory at Old Trafford since February 1990 (6 games). Cherry picking though, init.

Friend of mine, Man City fan, starting to think pep might be on the way out. Says he wants poch in but the rumours around Manchester is that he’s agreed a deal in principal to come to us.

Shouldn't you know, moderator? How on Earth should I know that? IP check Shares an IP range with you according to the forum's IP checker. Good attempt at misdirection, Ben Nottingham? Dunno I'm assuming you both just share a dynamic IP range, along with 100+ other users. Depends which vpn I’m using.

Shouldn't you know, moderator? How on Earth should I know that? IP check Shares an IP range with you according to the forum's IP checker. Good attempt at misdirection, Ben Nottingham?

VAR not checking that assault then?

Shouldn't you know, moderator? How on Earth should I know that? IP check

Alright Britney, chill your boots.

Everyone will have him on ignore by then.

How is it?

I also bought a sandwich today. Not sure if relevant to takeover but will announce next week What flavour?

My exact thoughts when I read that quote! I didn't think that I'd dislike a NUFC manager more than Pardew but I well and truly do! I hate myself for saying this because it's giving Pardew credit, but Bruce wouldn't have had us finishing fifth with that squad in 2011/12. As has been said, Pardew knew he was a slippery cunt and he could actually take a bit of criticism. Bruce has come in trying to portray himself as a good guy with the best of intentions - but spits his dummy out as soon as someone justifiably has a pop at him. Agree. Hated Pardew as much as the next man but he's a better manager than Bruce. Brucey boy is Carver levels of bad.

We're in 13th though, so he's doing a good job. We just need to keep staying in the league until a takeover can happen, then a manager who can "take us forward" can take over.

What does that even mean? He just talks in soundbites.

I've gone even further. Couldn't care less about the result. I can't celebrate a win and a loss is easy to shrug off. Now if fans were back in the stands I'd feel different. One to see Bruce cry and two to see fans suffer for paying to watch that shite.

Yep

Everton are one player away from being able to defend. Shame for them that it's the vital position. Same with Chelsea I guess.

Anyone got a prediction for most title reigns by 2020?

You're stretching the word "funny" there too though.