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Can he play 90 minutes 2-3 times a week?

So what you’re saying is they’re doing all they can and it’s still not working, but you think it’s gonna work out anyway?

There’s lots of evidence to suggest this won’t happen like I love the positivity but it’s really hard to turn an absolute shitshow around. Until the senior roles at the club are sorted…..

Jokes, before anyone bites

We’ll finish 15th

Yeah that Wissa deal seems to be going really well

Why you asking me?

Maybe we just play without a striker for the season? Arsenal coped for long enough.

Working hours. Nearly there.

I mean, it is a little bit desperate. Not sure if you’ve noticed.

Depends on the structure I guess

He’s looked shite every time I’ve taken the time to watch him.

Pretty good job nobody else wanted Elanga or Ramsdale.

I think you'd agree we still need to sign 2 strikers. There's not a chance Isak plays for us again, and Osula is nowhere near ready.

They're only £600m in debt too. Glorious.

We could just sign Dibling and try him up front?

Hear me out…. Chris Wood return?

He knows what he’s doing man

Liverpool have a 17.5% sell on clause. Hope someone pays about £500k for him wherever he goes.

Elanga's the new man for Sven.

Nah, he’ll win the golden boot at Liverpool and we’ll forever be told they got a bargain

You’re using the wrong method

Reckon he’d turn up? If he does, how long for?

That’s not how my scoring works

2, 2 again, 3