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His wife wouldn’t allow it anyway.

Are you new on here? You’re an idiot. People's hatred of Ashley is getting in the way. Staveley isn't blameless in this saga, her attempts to get fans onside is not needed (she isn't mike, job done). You’re talking shite too.

Are you new on here? You’re an idiot.

tickled me this. Presumably any point in between also?[emoji848] Nah that's kind of the point really. For then clicking and pushing on after this season would be security mid table, or they'll collapse and get shat out of the league. I know what you mean though, poorly worded. I mean they look to me like they could develop nicely given more time in the division but it's by no means a given, they might also just fall apart. Quite a prediction.

So, were stuck with him for the rest of the season at least. We’re*

Lee, find me a pencil, it’s time to prepare.

Rafa will have known three weeks ago, given a list of names then sat back waiting. The club will over 30% less for the targets then claim they tried. Rafa knows, we know. RB: So what the fuck is going on? LC: Not to worry Rafa, you'll be allowed to sign players. RB: Ah right, cool. You’d think Rafa had built some sort of clauses to give him assurances when he signed his contract though.....

Conte’s taking the piss. He’ll be gone soon anyway.

I could see him signing one without the reported resignation penalty. It would give him a bit more leverage not having that clause in play. Yeah I was discounting the possibility of the club offering that out of hand. Much smaller print increasing it to £12m is more likely.

Ah man. Imagine going from Gayle & Joselu to those two. Slimani is pretty one-dimensional, to be honest; Ulloa would be the one I'd want in a relegation battle. Other way round, surely?

Rafa will have known three weeks ago, given a list of names then sat back waiting. The club will over 30% less for the targets then claim they tried. Rafa knows, we know.

It’s all bullshit and they know it. They’re all just laughing at us.

So he has the green light to sign his first choice striker? Any guesses?

Sorted then, easy enough to sort. I reckon AS would love working with MA

Our players always seem to be terrible one on one so it was fantastic to see.

He was awful last night, mainly because he couldn’t actually pass to our players, but it’s not all his fault.

Who wrote that? Mike: Rafa walked away from a huge offer Our fans: Rafa is dead to us, Judas, get Pardew back

Are we just gonna put all the bids in on deadline day then?

Has he gone?

Good defender, terrible going forward. He’s ideal for a team like us.

Plenty of fans will still lap it up.

Something stupid, pretty sure if we managed to get him he’d score a number of own goals. 14 in 12

Great signing for Arsenal that

Looking forward to seeing how much Ashley spent buying these failing American companies out.

Pretty shit match for the neutrals but most of our matches seem to be anyway.