Shearergol

He’s always awful, but it’s a sliding scale.

Mitro has been dog shit

Who said he was due a goal?

Well this all sounds very promising. Can’t wait for MOTD.

Are Watford really good this season or have they had decent fixtures?

Yeah 1-1 for me too.

The meltdown when Ashley decides against selling.

Nah, refuse to claim those. The boiler thing was peasepud I think. Happy days.

Wonder how many people there are left on here that even get that joke. I'm sure there is quite a range! I started the 3pm press conference thing. Claim to fame. I'm pretty certain giggs was mine too.

What is ? My bath. Where? There on the stair.

What is ? My bath.

It’s done.

It'll take longer to complete that it would for you to look back over the last 10 pages where it's all been explained.

There's no chance this takeover is happening during this thread. Page 947 already? It's moving on about 10 pages every 5 minutes!

I always remember him being ace but can't actually remember at what :-D

This and this is why we can forget about players of this nature under Rafa. Was Luis Garcia a hard working battling midfielder? What about Benayoun? Genuine question.

Gayle won't even be on the bench, let alone start.

It'll be £300m investment in transfers on top of whatever the club already has available to spend (from the TV money). Where the fuck do you get that? Why wouldn't it be that? Why would you say you'll invest X amount when a lot of that amount is already in the club? That's not investment. If Ashley came out and say that he was going to invest £30m in transfer money in January, would you take that to be his wallpaper money?

It'll be £300m investment in transfers on top of whatever the club already has available to spend (from the TV money).

SCORE A GOAL YOU f***ing c*** Bit harsh, she only looks 1 or 2. 2? You've not got kids have you.

We can accept that, but wild speculation on the internet is fun.

Brilliant for Liverpool, not that great for England, better than expected for us.

Of course, a new buyer could quite easily transfer the debt somewhere else, so the key figure is the value of the club, not including the debt.

it's credible, but it still gets plenty wrong

We all know Short is useless though.