Shearergol

Think he's trying a bit of psychology on Ashley? That'll never work.

Tony Adams please

5 days, 23 hours, 43 minutes till he goes.....

Hopefully Rafa will expose Ashley to the rest of the footballing world once he's gone. Not that it will make a difference.

Jesus wept. You liked pardew though, no?

Your mate caused this. Self fulfilling prophecy.

Was it Zero?

It would be fucking awesome if pardew came back tbh. Rafa leaving would kill my ties to the club, so may as well hope it implodes; pards is the man for that.

Crumpy will keep the support going.

Weekend ruined even before we play. That's a first.

More likely our captain doing that.

Rafa's fairwell, let's hope we at least win for him.

Surely wouldn't even be that much. That £2m clause that rafa has to pay if he breaks his contract would probably make it that? You didn't read the earlier post then?

Fuck that shit

The last thing he wants is the fans onside

He's off. Nothing there reads well.

He's no sugar daddy.

1. Atsu got the other. No he didn't. All look the same marra

1. Atsu got the other. He means the no goals comment, not meaning Mitro got both

Fair well sweet prince

I'll ask. Did we approach them and that was their offer? How do these offers even happen?

Could rise to 6m, it's less than £1m at the moment

As if we have £8m to spend. We haven't got a sugar daddy.

Enough defenders like?

He's ace. Brilliant player.