Shearergol

To who? Man City?

I wonder if the media are going to mention this release clause and name which clubs might want him every fucking day of the week now? Actually they probably will, given that West Ham aren't part of the elite.

Jack said he’d drink Messi’s piss if the transfer doesn’t go through.

No I know, that’s why we should find them before other premier league clubs do

I reckon he'll get a cheer when he doesn't throw himself to the ground after someone looks at him.

It wouldn't make us worse off. It'll only make certain clubs slightly worse off. It's pretty meaningless though.

Dodgy streams? He's only played a handful of games hasn't he? What sort of player is he?

I'm gonna ask...... How and why are you watching him?

Last season:

Cost them £35m didn't he?

Weirdly, his stats for last season aren't much better.

I actually like Havertz Realise I'm in the minority.

Watch Rice, constantly communicating, a proper leader on the pitch.

Ball from Havertz was absolutely class. Knew as soon as Saka brought it down it was a goal

Howe out

Are you allowed to? That would be great and help avoid FFP.

Yeah Hall HAS to start. Krafth cannot play CB again, ever.

Oh completely, no point in hating them, just hate the fact that they're having to play. But we're only a couple of years in to this project, we were never going to replace 24 players in that time period. However, throwing yourself to the floor every time the opposition is near you is a choice.

Can’t believe people are ignoring this. This is awesome. Don’t think an “actual” forum member has done this well yet, usually a regen.

I’d take 9th if it meant we sold Longstaff.

And Anderson

Schar in slow-mo mode always makes us shit

Our shit players have been shit. Their shit players have been good. They’re in supreme confidence at home.