Greg

OWEN WHAT A FUCKING MISS!

I hope by that sentence you mean that the game is going to pens sheepishly, and are not in fact using "blates" as a shortened form of "blatantly"? Do not make me have to condemn your English on top of the rest of the trouble you have caused me this week. I wasn't being totally serious using it, but feel free to edit my title again. Deal. Queen should have a capital 'Q'.

FUCK OFF

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XISCO REPLACED BY UNBRAIDED CARROLL

Howay the Mags!

I f***ing hope not, we've only won one competitive penalty shoot-out in our entire history iirc.

No will believe it now should let's all have a Xisco actually score!

Fuck off.

N'Zogbia shoots, corner.

He can still hit it with a decent amount of power when he wants to, see goal against Spurs, goal for England last season and a few he has smashed wide or over this season.

Bollocks, Shearer wore Umbro.

[move]HOWAY UNITED!![/move]

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Oba 6 in 13 starts. Owen 10 in 15 starts.

I'm sorry like but Hull City are not the greatest team the world has ever seen.

Guti on a great run...... CORNER.

Jol and Wenger squared up once as well.

1-1 Ballack.

] Nah, 'keeper saved it, corner.

OWEN WHAT A MISS

COME ON!

Players are out. Joe Kinnear has gone awol.

Southend should be 2-0 up.

I just found some chocolate hobnobs on the ironing board! BONUS!