Shut up, ours are clear and obvious rugby tackles, yours was a debatable tickle.
Nah, debatable. I mean if I don't see it as a pen, then clearly it's debatable.
Yeah, but you do, you're just being a dick.
Second one wasn't even close to being a penalty. Kane pulled the guys arm making it look like he was falling. First one is as stonewall as the Swiss goal last night. It's not debatable whatsoever.
A bit like Miranda holding the Swiss player last night?