Skeletor

James Milner reminds me of how you can't win anything with a team of James Milners.

Already scored more goals than Alan Smith did in 5 years.

Tractor Boy in Peace will be on in a minute to tell them all about how they were lucky to get the victory and how Sunderland fans are the greatest they've ever seen, far better than those smelly poo covered Mags.

Eddie must be doping him Ruski style. You can't explain him being shite for 5 years unable to do even the most basic things to where he is now within 6 months.

Maybe he never left.

I was so bored watching us win 4-0 today. Give me a 4-3 defeat with lots of step overs any day.

Boring boring Harvey Barnes.

Slapheed today.

They're shit going forward.

Barnes dribbling past players like the boring no thrills goal scoring only player that he is.

Dummett goal disallowed.

Lascelles casually landing a Lex Luger bionic elbow.

Shite ref.

Either we're amazing or they're really crap. Not sure yet.

Boooo-linesman.

Reina just brings back memories of Perch pretending to get shot by his headbutt.

That bench is regen tastic.

People are very defensive of players these days. Nothing out of order suggesting left back is the weakest area in the starting line up and should be upgraded.

Not saying that he's better, but he's elevating that squad to the level they are now which means they can compete with us. We are still a level above but we may have a bumpy start to the season due to the fixtures.

I think this is more accurate.