Skeletor

Everyone beats Sunderland though

He's no 30 year old nobody from the Bundesliga but hey...

Wasn't he just a GHoeberX for Shearer?

If I was the level his brother was at and it was my only chance to play at SJP, then yeah.

Any other future England stars who are Newcastle fans on the down low?

Livramento, Hall, Murphy, Miley and Anderson. The future is bright for once.

Obafemi Martins 21 or 28? Seydou Doumbia 28 or 68?

Both him and his brother are Newcastle fans because of their dad who is originally from here.

Liverpool fans throwing tantriums about this, therefore I'm happy.

It would get tasty if their sponsors started pulling the plug not wanting to be associated with a brutal rapist and domestic abuser.

TBF he has been banging the Lewis Hall drum for a while.

RobM

With Hall and Livramento being Chelsea youth products we'll be all

Also about to drop a fire diss track on Harry Maguire.

Not for us plebs to worry about. We have a highly professional team running this club now.

We're probably 3 players away from being able to genuinely challenge for the title - LB, CB and RW. I imagine us to be in that position by the end of the next summer window.

What odds he still ends up bankrupt after he retires?

I do feel my dislike for Man City faded whilst Pep has been in charge. They have managed somehow to make spending oil money blandly inoffensive. Their fan base is also the only one that seems to give us any credit and not get riled up at us for daring to be good now.

Guessing Liverpool were in for him?

Love this. Liverpool deserve every bit of what is happening to them.

They just respawn. I keep expecting the Brighton model to implode but it never does. It's not sustainable to unearth obscure gems forever on and off the pitch.