Skeletor

And City have won the league. Thanks for playing Mikel

And Chelsea take the lead to wrap up 6th.

That's why Tosin and Kelly are coming in.

We just play shite away from home.

I love Miggy but he's reached the end of the line. Time to move on.

This is one hot (steamy pile of shit) take.

Wonder who they'll bring in next. Think maybe they've reached their apex already.

WOOF

Watch Man Yoo and secret agent Ashworth swoop in trying to gazump us for Ramsdale only for Amanda to stand there like:

Exactly. I've no doubt English is complicated to non-native speakers but don't create battles where they don't exist. The two words are spelled differently to reflect the difference in pronunciation.

That and it would just give them more money to trigger Bruno's release clause. More or less paying them to take Bruno.

Don't want Ramsdale at all, especially when we're linked to better prospects that are going to be cheaper.

Better

He was basically playing like Maradonna at Bristol Rovers. He obviously has that bravery in an attacking sense, but he's trying to fit in to Eddie's system.

Tosin, Kelly, Olise, ?, Marmadashvili. I don't know what striker we could afford but that would be a massive upgrade already.

VAR has ensured for us as a club that we've had a lot of correct decisions given that would otherwise not have been given. We can't fight against unaccountable referees who can favour the Sky 6 without reproach if VAR goes.

The problem isn't VAR. It's the corrupt officials running it.

Arsenal taking it graciously as ever today. Son apparently needs to be investigated. The red cartel merging into one big martyr enterprise.

Us and Villa are pretty even pegging at the moment. We had the better season last year, they have had the better season this year.